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Dad, Look
I wrote
a book!

One year of writing, ONE copy for sale.
For ONE million dollars, I hope I don't fail.

Plan B is an auction, You have no excuse.
So, make me an offer, I couldn't refuse.

* No additional copies will ever be printed.
No digital copies will ever be sold.

By purchasing you agree to my conditions.
Then it'll be yours, to read and to hold.

Dad, Look I Wrote A Book - filtered cover

Truly one and only

Hi, I'm Abdel.
I wrote my first book.
I created all of the content.
And designed even the look.

Twelve months of writing,
with one reader in mind.
Just one solitary copy,
no more editions to find.

The plot's undisclosed.
Save 'tween me and some curious soul.
Keep it secret, keep it safe.
That's my mission, that's the goal.

ONE reader you say?
Then who will it be?
Someone bored. Someone rich.
Undeterred by the fee!

The book will be auctioned.
Right here on this site.
Or sold for a million.
Someone could, someone might.

Buy it for an M,
and I'll meet you for beers.
I'll even bring chocolates,
the best you've had in years.

This concept is unique,
It's the only one of its kind.
Don't believe me? Then Google it.
For real! I don't mind.

But please tell us, you say
What's the book's tale?
Ok, I'll spill some tea.
Since you're asking, I'll leave a trail.

It's kind of a funny story.
With a true fictional theme
It's about guts. It's about glory
Where nothing's quite as it seems

So, with that vague revelation,
I'm out for the count.
My lips are now sealed.
I'll just swear to you, no doubt

It's a book for the ages
Whose plot exposed will never be.
By me at least. But as for the buyer
We'll just have to wait and see

Maybe you're a collector.
Maybe you like to trade.
This book is so unique.
You can only get paid.

Truly awesome inside

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Action

Triple the attraction
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Sorrow

Get tissues, buy or borrow
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True fiction

And some contradiction
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Graphic design

Almost divine
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A writer, a drafter

He's funny, you'll cry with laughter
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A hero, a lead

You'll love him. GUARANTEED*
* A note from Abdel's adviser:
There are no guarantees. Abdel! Be wiser!

Truly an excerpt

A look inside:
"DAD, LOOK
I WROTE
A BOOK!"

Chapter one

150

Pages

You might not be dazzled,
By the number of pages in my book.
But just wait one minute!
I swear, there's a hook.

I'll give you a reason.
No need to be depressed.
I had a valid intention,
I just think it should be confessed.

See, less is more they say.
Hmm, my vocab has come to a dearth.
Look, it doesn't matter, I'm just saying,
It's good for Mother Earth.

Truly yours

Abdel Seoud - Author - Dad, Look - I Wrote A Book!
This is me and my book.
The one I want you to buy.
This picture can be included.
But not the handsome guy.

My name is Abdel,
I'm not dumb, but not bright.
I like to make stuff.
Like design pages and write.

I have two little kids.
We like to play, we've built a kite.
Their lovely mother is wifey.
We also play, we never fight.

Those who don't know me,
might say I'm uptight.
But believe me, I'm not.
A bit shy though, I'm quite!

My Dad always told me:
Be kind, respectful and polite.
I try my best, Dad.
You can be happy, it's alright.

'Cause Dad, I'm gonna make it.
I wrote a book, I've seen the light.
My name is Abdel,
Developer by day, NINJA by night.

Do you have a question?
Did I miss a detail?
It's ok, I'm always here.
Just shoot me an email.

Abdel Seoud

Truly famous

Buy my book, be internet famous.
Treat yourself, don't be an ignoramus.

If you do, your picture will forever appear,
posted on this site, year after year.

Abdel Seoud, Denmark.
The country that resembles Eden.
Yep, it's an actual country!
Not the capital of Sweden.

Truly exceptional

Dad, Look I Wrote A Book - front cover
Dad, Look I Wrote A Book - back cover

Truly worth it

Auction is live, from dawn to dusk.
Unless I sell, of course, to Elon Musk.

Only a single copy will ever be sold.
Either for a million, or the highest mass of gold.

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